Sunday, October 18, 2009

FACEBOOK GAMES THAT ARE SO AWESOME!!!

PWND!!
do any of uz peoplez have a Facebook? u should. awesomeness XD.
anywayz i am SOOOOOO bored so i am nice enuff to share my favorite FB games (SHARING IS CARING, KILLING IS THRILLING)
1. RESTARAUNT CITY!!! u has a restaraunt, u hire pplz to do whatever u wantz, even clean the stinky toilets! and ur pplz cook automatically! and the food comes in like 30 seconds!!! SO ADDICTING!!! EPIC GAME.
2. FarmVille!!! MOO! BA! OINK! NEEEIIGH! QUACK! WASAUCHIMMER! u has pretty land where u plantz food and it disappears and turns intoz money when u harvests!!! and since so monay pplz play it, u ask them to send giftz and then u have a big farm! thats how me is prospering. 40 free gifts when i checked innnbox.
3. Happy Aquarium!! U GET LEETLE FISHEES AND U NAME THEM AND FEED THEM AND WHEN U HAVE TWO OF THE SAME ONEZ DIFFERENT GENDERS (sowie, gay just doesnt work with fishees) THEY CAN MAKE A BABY FISHEE THAT WILL GROW!! YESSERIE VERY CUTE!!!
4. Cafe World! sort of a harder version of RC...but it still fun cuz the pplz look funnyz!!! and u make food!! BUT IT CAN TAKE DAYS TO MAKE FOOD! so if uz get in high level, when u make day long foodz, dont sit and watch; it bad for ur prettyful eyes and ur butt gets huge from sitting. just let it cook. for days. NEVER SIT AND WATCH FOR THAT LONG.
5. Sorority Life. well, u getz money and u can attack pplz and u have houses with ur sisters (THIS IS MAINLY A GIRLZ GAME. SOME BOYZ HAVE THIS. I HAVE NO CLUE WHY) and u buyz clothes and sheos and etc...........and there r minigames..........
bottom linez?
get facebook and play games!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XD
PWND
~Es.The.R

GOOD BOOKS THAT YOU READ WHEN YOU ARE SICKZ WITH THE SWINE FLU

Me...haz a confession. The "I Love You, Beth Cooper" confession that most stalkerpeoples knows already.
Me...hadz the SWINE FLU
-gasp-
-shriek-
-faint-
But i has recovered! and my worst problem was me had NOTHING...NOTHING to do. becuz i did not have this blog that wastes 10 minutes of a precious lifetime to help. and facebook got slow and boring.
so, like any other smartiepants, me READ.
u must read the book SCHOOLED by Gormon Korman. haha, gormon korman.......but it is a good bookz! sure sure i did the Summer Reading Program and gots the book for freez (YESHERIE!!!) but it is worthy. so i must talks about it. like i would be talkin about it in school. even tho iv been out listening to 99.5 4 hours a day
***SPOILER AHEAD!!!***
SCHOOLED
by Gormon Korman (hehehe)
Have you ever met a person who has never heard of a wedgie (sooooo oldtimes!!) and never heard of a pizza??? The students of Claverage Middle School (called C Average if the L is removed from Claverage) just met Capricorn (Cap) Anderson, a farmerboy who has just moved to public life after his grandma Rain (actually named Rachel Esther--ESTHER!!!) falls out of a tree picking plums. AND then there is the eighth grade President elections, where all the popular obnoxious people nominate the grade's biggest loser so that they can torture him as President.
WILL CAP BE THE MOST AMAZING PRESIDENT EVER, OR WILL HE BE THE SCHOOL'S WORST EVER IDIOT?
***END SPOILER***
Sounds good!! If u must borrowz, go to library. do not come to my house even if u figurez out my address (STALKER!!!!!!!). that goes for athenaz....maybe. ha. ha
reading is yummy to the brain as food is yummy to the tummy. SO READ. when u r sick and dying and in the hospital, read. if u r dying, it is a good way to end the last of ur life. if u don't feel like reading, then shoo. ur life did stink. blah.
2nd blog down, 1234567890 to go. just kidding. or AM I?! no i would be deadz by then. unless i live to be the oldest person EVER. or i continue to blog in heaven. or soemone hacks into my account. STALKER!!!
~Es.The.R

FIRST BLOG!!!

Me haz barely any cluez what "blog" is. But WasAuchImmer!! (for the smartically challenged people, it is "whatever" in German) I already haz created one, and NO ONEZ is interrupting. NO ONEZ! Any questions?! Huh? Oh, Hubie, you may be excusied to the bathroom.
Now, all a "blog" is to meez right now is a little website with words. and more words. and pretty backgroundz. and picturez. OK. if you needz further assistance, an airmask will drop from your headz from above. secure your maskz first before assisting children, for they will die anywayz.
thanks youz for reading this first blog. READ ON!!! if youz dont, athenaz with stalk u and stab u wit a spork. alsoz, join the dark side with cookies, World Wide Spork Club sponsered by me and athenaz, and the antisnuggies.
CHOW.
~Es.The.R