GOOD BOOKS THAT YOU READ WHEN YOU ARE SICKZ WITH THE SWINE FLU

Me...haz a confession. The "I Love You, Beth Cooper" confession that most stalkerpeoples knows already.
Me...hadz the SWINE FLU
-gasp-
-shriek-
-faint-
But i has recovered! and my worst problem was me had NOTHING...NOTHING to do. becuz i did not have this blog that wastes 10 minutes of a precious lifetime to help. and facebook got slow and boring.
so, like any other smartiepants, me READ.
u must read the book SCHOOLED by Gormon Korman. haha, gormon korman.......but it is a good bookz! sure sure i did the Summer Reading Program and gots the book for freez (YESHERIE!!!) but it is worthy. so i must talks about it. like i would be talkin about it in school. even tho iv been out listening to 99.5 4 hours a day
***SPOILER AHEAD!!!***
SCHOOLED
by Gormon Korman (hehehe)
Have you ever met a person who has never heard of a wedgie (sooooo oldtimes!!) and never heard of a pizza??? The students of Claverage Middle School (called C Average if the L is removed from Claverage) just met Capricorn (Cap) Anderson, a farmerboy who has just moved to public life after his grandma Rain (actually named Rachel Esther--ESTHER!!!) falls out of a tree picking plums. AND then there is the eighth grade President elections, where all the popular obnoxious people nominate the grade's biggest loser so that they can torture him as President.
WILL CAP BE THE MOST AMAZING PRESIDENT EVER, OR WILL HE BE THE SCHOOL'S WORST EVER IDIOT?
***END SPOILER***
Sounds good!! If u must borrowz, go to library. do not come to my house even if u figurez out my address (STALKER!!!!!!!). that goes for athenaz....maybe. ha. ha
reading is yummy to the brain as food is yummy to the tummy. SO READ. when u r sick and dying and in the hospital, read. if u r dying, it is a good way to end the last of ur life. if u don't feel like reading, then shoo. ur life did stink. blah.
2nd blog down, 1234567890 to go. just kidding. or AM I?! no i would be deadz by then. unless i live to be the oldest person EVER. or i continue to blog in heaven. or soemone hacks into my account. STALKER!!!
~Es.The.R